Goat Simulator Is Finally Here, And It's Wonderful

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

Look at those happy people dancing. It’s because they love their goat friend. Unfortunately, their goat friend murdered them and blew up everything in their town. The aim of Goat Simulator is to get points for destroying things by headbutting them. There are achievements for everything from jumping a certain height to an achievement that just says “MICHAEL BAY”.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); The game is also hilariously broken, but in a good way. From the game’s site: Goat Simulator is สล็อตฟรี a small, broken and stupid game. I t was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with สล็อตฟรี goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat. So if you’re looking for a polished narrative experience about the life of a goat, this isn’t the game for you. But if you’ve got a pc and you’re looking for a game about a goat that can headbutt a gas station into oblivion, then head สล็อตฟรี over to the game’s site and pick it up for $10. Watchlist is where we show off gameplay of new and upcoming games You’ll สล็อตฟรี see some videos that aren’t on the front page of ทดลองเล่นสล็อตฟรี Kotaku, and hopefully some games ทดลองเล่นสล็อตฟรี you haven’t seen before! https://kotaku.com/welcome-to-watchlist-1532708620 To contact me, write to [email protected] or follow me on Twitter @Appleguysnake

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